"And I was all like..."

My cat was sitting in my seat and he was acting like a sausage cat. I was all "Yo, cat, you need to move cause thats my seat and I wanna eat my toast there, so you need to move yo furry butt"
and my cat was like; "Naaaaah, today I'm gonna be a sausage cat, and I know I usually run away from you the moment you walk into a room, but if I become sausage cat all my fears leak away and I no longer feel the need to leg it from you"
So, not wanting to be mean to sausage cat, I sat on the floor and ate my toast.

So yeah, that was an interesting start to my day.

AND THEN I HAD A SPANISH EXAM WHICH I FAILED.

And on the way to my spanish exam my brain was all "I'M MELTING IN THIS STUPID HEAT"

So, yeah that was even less fun.

AND DURING MY SPANISH EXAM I WAS TIRED AND HUNGRY.

And my house smells funny.

And IT'S TOO HOT.

Picture to describe my life;

                                                  

I'm dying in the hot sun and my brain is leaking spanish.

Drawn by Allie at http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com go check her stuff out; she's hilarious.

So... yeah.

I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar, I've never made a bet but we gamble with desire, I've never lit a match with intent to start a fire, but recently the flames have been getting out of control, call me a name, kill me with words, forget about me, it's what I deserve.

-Rosa-xo